The Jesus Box and the Event Horizon

Took a week off the air to clear my head. It had nothing to do with Easter [well, aside from the more traditional bachanalian spirit], as I’d been meaning to get into the topic of the Crucifixion. Nothing against Christians, but if you follow the version dictated as history by the Christ’s murderers, then you are tripping!

My podcast partner Jeremy once suggested I bring on “one of your [my] more erudite commenters,” and I did so this week, Eugene from Underground Stream (who wrote this piece in preparation). The show is below:

I apologize for all the technical problems, some of which were my own fault. Can’t exactly put all the blame on gremlins, though I’m sure there are many forces out there who’d prefer people not open their mind to alternate versions of the “what” of the christ, other than the current agreed upon cartoonish version of events.

Whether Eugene and I [completely, or even remotely] agreed on events that may or may not have ever transpired is irrelevant. The reason I brought him on is because he offers unique perspectives and interpretations of the parables. We need to ask a lot of questions before we ever get around to finding any answers.

Whoever Jesus/Iasou was, he was not the puppet/stick-figure Rome holds up before us. These shitheads are in on it, and have been, rest assured.

If you haven’t heard/read the last show/article I did, then you need to, otherwise you will never understand the world around you. The information contained within really is the “They Live” glasses. The big picture will allude you otherwise.

So, the guy that “pierced” the side of Christ, perhaps the “blind side,” has been presented in various forms over the years. Whatever the case, he does hold a place of prominence in St. Peter’s Square. What was it? Long Anus? Long In Us?

Luke 23:47 Now when the centurion saw what was done, he glorified God, saying, “Certainly this was a righteous man.” That centurion was Longinus. What was it that was done to glorify God? Could we say that it was the healing of his eye that was blind? So, which “eye” would that be? The brown one?

Why do my instincts tell me the heralded Spear of Destiny is more closely captured by the image on the right, and not [the mainstream lie] on the left?

The above image was coincidentally forwarded to me this past week. It was from one of those “omg, can you believe this” e-mails people forward on to each other mindlessly. The image was followed by the “clever” [original] author saying, “So, where do you think this bridge is located?” … [long pause to add to suspense] … “It’s the bridge leading to St Peter’s Bassilica!!! OMG! Can you believe it?”

Yes, I can. Where the fuck else would it be? It’s always been about THE COCK [not to be confused with “the cock,” one whose lack of stature wouldn’t go that “long” in us]. The above “accidental conjecture” is from the Oscar-winning Blind Side, yet another butt-warming tale/tail crafted by the priest class. It was a tear-jerker!

I broached the movie again on Thursday when I was on Lee Rogers [not available] to discuss, among other things, the initiated mystery schools. Neglected to mention Team W was playing Team M, hence a grid-forming combo of letters squaring off on the grid-iron. The object of the game? To get to the End Zone.

Was Jones, per Lee’s question, initiated when he went out West to film his infamous expose on the Bohemian Grove? Who knows, but that is what takes place there. Did the neophyte Jason Bermas really have to “pitch a tent” outside of the Jones residence when he moved to Austin to be with his mentor? Who knows?

The above image is from Cappadocia, Turkey. This phallic cult goes way back. Way back. But there’s only one place that has more phalli erected, and that would be St. Peter’s. Erected stones. Petrification. Hard as a rock. A life devoted to the lower vibrations. It should all be adding up [into one nice package].

The level of disconnect most people have just astounds me. I would think that to mention that a “peter” is yet another common name for a penis is overkill, but who knows these days. Probably but[t] one, of many reasons, why that mockery of man, [fat, effeminate and stupid] Peter from Family Guy has balls on his chin.

The above two images or both quite “real” and were discussed during the show with Lee. The first is a testament to how good religious brainwashing blinds people to the obvious, and IMO, damn impressive piece of equipment drawn on the Jesus [thanks to Rocko for the article]. The later phallus is from Malta [and a recent news item]. Honestly, people worried the Pope, of all people, would be offended by a giant blue penis? God, I’m convinced one of the worst things you can do to a young child is subject them to religious indoctrination. Blindness inevitably follows.

What also astounds me is how so many people are so outraged and more so, “shocked” by the revelations of man-on-boy sex coming out of said place. The only thing new is that, for some reason, the media is being allowed to run with these news stories. There is a specific [and intentional] method to the madness.

The priest class, whether bishops, mullahs, or rabbis has always been into the mysteries [and by mysteries, I mean “anal exploration”]. The above ad appeared on myspace shortly after my last article. Per the fine print, you must be at least 16 before you’re allowed to participate in having your third eye made blind. Hm?

Yes, that is yet another euphemism for “butt sex.” That’s what they are into. But, were you fortunate enough to be in Vatican City, you wouldn’t have to wait that long to audition for the priest class. The age of consent in said place is twelve.

Coincidentally, that was the [assigned/official] age we are told that Jesus began gaining the attention of all the rabbis in Jerusalem. Interesting [especially, after considering the prior photo suggesting why men of such inclination may have taken notice of such a “gifted” young man]! 😯 Was Jesus initiated? Who knows? Andrew Lloyd Webber seems to imply just that [sooperstar].

But, then again, anyone who knew Andrew well would likely suggest that he was really into that [the mysteries of initiation, and perhaps, young men]. A big hint: he was “English.” A bigger hint: he was “Knighted.” Kanye “West,” on the other hand, most definitely was. Regardless, the questions need to be asked.

The Secret Gospel of Mark [link to book, but found in many sources]: And they come into Bethany. And a certain woman whose brother had died was there. And, coming, she prostrated herself before Jesus and says to him, “Son of David, have mercy on me”. But the disciples rebuked her. And Jesus, being angered , went off with her into the garden where the tomb was, and straightway, going in where the youth was, he stretched forth his hand and raised him, seizing his hand. But the youth, looking upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. And going out of the tomb they came into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days Jesus told him what to do and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God.

The Gospel of Thomas: Jesus said, “Those who seek should not stop seeking until the find. When they find, they will be disturbed. When they are disturbed, they will marvel, and will reign over all. [And after they have reigned they will rest.]”

The above image, most certainly qualifies as “disturbing.” It occurred to me after last post, that the rather uninviting “fun hole” on said woman who chose to, um, express herself in such a manner, looked remarkably like one of the worms from Dune. Well known fact: worms are blind. That’s just how the synchromystic knife works. The result: revelation. Alas, perhaps we can guess as to nature of the [legendary] “Black Sun.” Ask Morrissey for a hint if you’re still clueless.

The above image came from a wordpess site where I found the cartoon of the Roman Legionnaire “nailing” the Christ [failed to guess whether the blog title “cows are just food” was sarcasm or ignorance]. Fits in well with the product of our stargates after we stuff death and suffering into the other end. {*1}

As I said in the show, and will stress yet again, anyone who talks about stargates while failing to understand the function of our own, is either a fool, or just too programmed to see what’s located right under his own nose up their own ass.

Again, I also stress that a vagina is not a stargate. Einstein, while writing on the physics of theoretical wormholes [i.e., stargates] spoke of how you’d need two “black holes” at either end. He theorized travelling through such a construct, were it stable, might enable time travel, yet entering one would lead to us being twisted inside-out and dispersed about as molecules at the other end [something to that effect]. In other words, digestion. Peanut/corn casing technology might assist.

The only reason I included the above images in the preview, was cause I hoped to at least mention how the media has been conspiring, in overdrive, to direct our attention [using fear] away from the vagina and to the anus. Anyone who’s read my blog, or spent even a minimum amount of time researching the topic, would have to concur with that sentiment. I have to admit, the propaganda is a bit scary. It does look like there’s an alien head waiting to devour our energy [rod of power].

As women become more “liberated” [a euphemism for “whorish,” as the nature of the word conjures up the image of horny sailors on shore leave], the number of them prone to pass on a disease to a headstrong vagina-oriented suitor has increased exponentially. I am of the feeling that is by design too, and that a lot of these diseases would be greatly reduced if women stopped putting unnatural toxic-industrial waste [tampons, condoms, dildoes, vibrators, pretty much anything made of plastic] into their lovenests. Yea I know I’ve written of the topic [and used above image] numerous times, but the average dumb cunt I’ll run into will still try and insist on using condoms. Hence, I’ll harp on and use the image until they stop.

The vagina, while not a stargate, is a “dimension door,” something you can use to step from one reality [box] into the next [3D Construct]. Hm, kind of odd that Dimension Extreme would have put out the Vagina Dentata movie [said movie, Teeth, is but one of many interrelated topics that Stygian Port and I delved into during the last/best podcast]. Interesting the above series of films is also rather suggestive of vaginas. The 9-month period Eugene spoke of is called “incubation.”

I include the above image, not just to make fun of the ultra-Christian family-friendly fraud who called himself Pat Boone, but to make us stop and reflect on the concept of a “dick in a box.” One, it can be a euphemism for coitus. Two, it does seem a rather disingenious way for Pat’s ilk to give children their “toy surprise.” Three, it’s likely a good phrase to help those looking for the Spear of Destiny. [Not] lastly, Teeth featured, and rather graphically, a fair number of detached phalli.

Scary shit, right? I actually have met and talked to, quite a number of people now who personally know of heterosexuals [boys and girls] who practice only anal sex. Regardless of the reasons, the agenda is served. Symbolically, we, as a species are being turned away from the natural “flower of life” [the center image above is allegedly an actual flower], and diverted to instead to the “hell-hole” [i.e., the entrance to the bowels of hell]

As I summarized [in one of said podcasts], when a Christian mother appears on one of the daytime talk shows, and boasts about how her “good Christian” daughter is saving herself for marriage, by practicing only sodomy … [assuming it hasn’t happened already] that’s the day the engineers will break out the champagne.

I coded the above images as “Christian Pornography,” because that is exactly what the mainstream version of Christianity was been reduced to. Shit.

You can thank the likes of Pat Robertson and all the other Evangelical Servants of Dis for that. They’re the same cunts [¿if you don’t like that word, got a better one?] who sent all the missionaries about into Central and South America with severely-revised Israel-friendly Bibles back in the glory[hole] days. They’re also the same cunts who funded and sent in the death squads to wipe out all the natives who didn’t accept them. Pat’s got an uncanny habit of revealing his true allegiances.

Lastly, we closed [well, technically, “we tried to”] with the topic of whether or not Prince William will be the Antichrist. My apologies for my lack of courage to try and get this information out last June while this was happening. Basically, I was summarizing it was some kind bathroom scene from End of Days meets Rosemary’s Baby scenario. Hope none of you dumb cunts took part in the Concert for the Living Water the Vatican-stooge Len Horrorwitz was promoting (read all about it here).

Much has been written about the possibility that Prince William, whose name is literally I AM WILL [particularly, as one Yoda/Judah might say it], will be The One as this whole plan for Zion, Oz, Kingdom of Iron, Eternal Prison, Hell on Earth agenda is set to take place on the XXX Olympiad [“ZION”] in the New Jerusalem [London] on the Summer Solstice of 2012, just when the Prince [and/or whatever spirit has since possessed him] turns 30. {*2}

Rik Clay had done some great research into the topic, until his untimely death. Perhaps, that was an additional reason I backed off the information previously [some other weird things were going on at the time]. A lot of old sources seem to have disappeared since then, and I’m weary of Bible-thumping prophets of doom.

I’ve gotten over my fears, and I think these last two articles should demonstrate just that. Make of this one what you will. I’m not saying that I have any of the answers to this quagmire, but hopefully Eugene and I asked a lot of good questions. Keep you two eyes open and your third-eye protected, lest you get “blind sided.”

And whatever happens, don’t let the information scare you. That is exactly what they want from those they would imprison/absorb/consume.

 

A Few Other Arbitrary Celtic Rebel Posts on Related or Similar Subject Matter
Apr 2008: From Polygyny to Monotony	Apr 2010: Jesus on the Event Horizon
Jun 2008: Intercising the Soul	May 2008: Encircling the Mind

 

*1: (A) Please respect copyright! (B) For those relatively new, I discuss the workings of the human stargate in this article. (C) Zionist boy-toy Quentin Tarantula obviously understands the “hammer/nail” metaphor, and it’s a safe bet that he’s been initiated [and immensely enjoyed the experience]. [LB]

*2: Aferissmoon, a blogger I had hoped to rope into the topic somehow, has coincidentally written a post where he discusses The [once and future] King of Zion, among a few other challenging thoughts.

As for me, lest it apply to the Ring of Fire postscript, am moving on to some other topics sitting in the queue. Hence, this Sunday, my gift to those who’ve been patient will be Romance is Dead [aka, “why your socially engineered love life sucks”]. [LB]

~ by celticrebel on April 13, 2010.