Goddess of the Vulva

Alternate title: Madonna of the Wasps [if you haven’t heard the song, do]

Came across a great article a few days ago, about how the Madonna figure (i.e., the Virgin Mary) as worshiped by Catholics world-wide is basically a reworked image of the vagina, as worshiped by Pagans for millennia before. Amazing how if anyone looks at the image(s) with an open mind, it’s obvious beyond debate. Remember the saying about the best place to hide things being right under everyone’s nose?


In regards to the recurring bona-fide “miracles” we hear about, be it “blood” (i.e, menstruation) or “tears” (i.e., secretions/love-juices) pouring forth from the eyes of some statue of the Virgin Mary (or manifestations of the image found in walls or trees), the article goes on to summarize:

The once forbidden Pagan icon of the ‘nature vagina’ is now transformed and re-integrated right into the new Christian experience as Mary, the Mother of God herself! So rather then destroy and blot out such heathen spots of Pagan veneration and upsetting and inciting outrage and rebellion from the unbelieving masses, the Christian missionaries, on their wide-ranging journeys to spread the Faith throughout the barbarian hinterlands can now allow former Pagans to keep venerating such natural phenomenon, but only after changing and re-defining exactly what it was they were “seeing” in the natural formations.

Which brings to another “Goddess” of sorts, and one that coincidentally, happens to be very very fond of her own vagina: Madonna.


The Queen of pop music, the High Priestess of Style and Culture, an icon of female self-perception and fashion for so long, was getting along in years. Thus, the mantle had to be passed. And, it was. This “public ceremony” [i.e., ritual] which took place at the 2003 MTV Music Awards, was performed openly in front of a mass audience (yet, hidden in plain sight), but comprehended by few.

And of those few, I believe misunderstood and misinterpreted by many. As the book “Holy Blood, Holy Grail” stipulates:

Isis, is the Egyptian Mother Goddess, patroness of mysteries, the White Queen in her benevolent aspects, the “Black Queen” in her malevolent ones. She is said to have survived Christianity in the guise of the Virgin Mary, the “Queen of Heaven” as Saint Bernanrd called her, a designation applied in the Old Testament to the Mother Goddess Astarte, the Phoenician equivalent of Isis.

With the above in mind, my interpretation is that Britney and Madonna are one and the same, two sides of the duality aspect of the singularity which is the goddess Isis. Isis, which as I touched on before, has been reinterpreted / reincarnated as Ishtar, Astarte, Cybele, Nut, Aphrodite, Mary, etc.

While the “mantle” was passed, so to speak, the purpose of the kiss in the ceremony, was more than the passing of the ceremonial staff of Queenship; it was the sharing of saliva (i.e. DNA), symbolic of the dualities that are Isis (in this case, the Dark/Light, Evil/Good, Pure/Soiled) becoming one (an insemination of sorts).

queen to queenbreaking free

Now, this is probably the part of the article where I will lose most of my readers (those I haven’t lost already). Britney getting pregnant followed suit. Madonna, changing her name to Esther (i.e., Ishtar) fell into line as well. But, something very strange and unpredictable happened. Britney shaved her head! More significant than Britney shaving her head, is that she dyed it black just before removing her golden locks. Anyone who’s read anything about Mind Control, has come across how the Queen (aka High Priestess) has to be blond. {*1}

Her dying her hair, implies to me, that she (perhaps brought along by either outside help or an inadvertent “trigger” during rehab at the Crossroads) was trying to break free of her mind control. The most interesting / supportive part to this narrative, are the quotes that were put out in the mass media after she left the now infamous Esther’s hair salon [yes, you read that correctly]: {*2}

“I don’t want anyone touching me. I’m tired of everybody touching me.”

“The hair represents the stylists, the handlers, people who are in control of her life and manage her looks.”

The “touching” comment speaks volumes about enduring years of ritualistic sexual abuse. If a child were to speak those words, how could any sane person rationalize them away? Also note the second quote doesn’t say “Agents” or “Publicists” or “Managers.” The “handlers” term is used exclusively in mind control, black ops (i.e., spying, espionage) or animal training. Thus, common sense narrows our choices for Britney to the first one (mind control).

Back to my original point: the New Queen (i.e., the old queen reincarnate) Britney Spears and her vagina. I doubt there are too many of us out there, who have yet to see her vulva. She does seem to have an uncanny knack [alternately, we could say a programmed propensity] to remind us she is the Queen of the Vagina.


As you can see in the center photo, the Queen Mother, has a fully functional vagina, and thus, eminently qualifies for her title/role. Any guys that are disappointing by the other pics, I’m sure, with a little effort, you can find better close-ups online.

Seeing that Britney now appears on her way out, it would seem that a new Queen is on the horizon. Synchromystically, even South Park has let us know the present Queen is dead, and in the same episode, also hinted at who the next queen might be. I can assure you that it won’t be Christina Aguilera (interestingly, a fellow Disney mouseketeer, like Britney) as some have speculated. Christina is nothing more than an interim princess. She is no Isis, and will never be allowed near the throne hence, why she wore her hair black at said ceremony, and the kiss that took place between her and Madonna was off-camera]. Which leaves us with only one likely candidate: Disney property Miley Ray Cyrus (aka Hanna Montana).

miley sirius

She just turned 15, so she’s at the optimal age for preparation (past puberty, still a virgin, and in that “forbidden territory” role that Madison Avenue loves so much). She’s ultimately synched with Syrius, the Eastern Star, so primed to take her seat upon the throne of Ishtar. She’s already as big/popular as the Beatles ever were (if not bigger). Also, unlike her aforementioned predecessors, she is the presently the biggest single influence on girls between the ages of 3 and 16 in America [yes, bigger than Jesus, and definitely more so than their parents]. What’s even more telling, back to the topic of mind-control, is she’s got two formal personalities. This realization came to me in a eerie conversation I had with my friend’s little girl:

“So. I know you’re gonna be mad at me, but I’ve been talking to your Mom about how you’re gonna need to find a new idol to replace than no-good [slut] Hannah Montana.”

“Who do you mean? Miley Ray Cyrus or Hannah Montana?”

“Oh, stop it. You know who I’m talking about.”

“No. They’re different. One’s a school girl. The other’s a rock star.”

The more I learn about mind control, the more I believe Cathy O’Brien (which I admit to being very skeptical of at first). {*3} Some of the items she highlights is the use multi-generationally abused children, the creation of multiple personalities through sexual torture, and the big part the Branson-based country music industry plays. Which brings us the her father, Billy Rae Cyrus. A one hit wonder. No music gets that big without it being pushed. Trust me on that one.

While I wasn’t planning on making such and insidious suggestion about Miley and her father here, his own quote regarding his daughter and her undies is beyond “creepy” [as my friend Renée commented upon hearing of it].

In a pop culture filled with young hot starlets gone wild, isn’t Billy Ray worried that pretty Miley will soon start doing nutty Britney Spears-eque things, like not wearing underpants? “She’s never wore underwear,” Billy Ray says without missing a beat. “Dad!” Miley says.

So, I wonder how long it’s gonna be until this future Queen of the Vulva starts running around showing the world what’s between her legs:


My guess? Not too long.{*4}

This article may not necessarily reflect the present views of The Celtic Rebel, and has been left in the archive to show stages in growth and development of The Rebel Path.

*1: There are now quite a few resources available on ritual mind control. One, would be Cathy O’Brien’s Trance-Formation of America. Another, even more outlandish is David Icke’s interview with Arizona Wilder. Fritz Springmeier also covers the topic in Bloodlines of the Illuminati (a short online excerpt on the topic). [LB]

*2: Also rather telling is that upon leaving the salon, she went to a tattoo parlor (the “Body & Soul” parlor) and got two tattoos, one allegedly being a butterfly (symbolic of the Monarch mind control program). As the aforementioned excerpt stated: “The preference is that they be blue-eyed blond Caucasians and not to have obvious physical defects or visible scars.” This would include tattoos. [LB]

*3: Interestingly enough, Cathy’s book, which came out in 1993, specified that there was a black ops MK-Ultra mind control center located underground just outside of Blacksburg, Virginia. After the VT shootings, where oddly enough, the shooter took out 32 victims, before killing himself, and transcending that total (and himself) to the 33rd level, the site was taken off Google Earth. In the “deranged” shooter’s own words:

“When the time came, I did it. I had to.”

“I didn’t have to do this. I could have left. I could have fled. But no. I will no longer run. If not for me, for my children. For my brothers and sisters that you fucked. I did it for them.”

“Do you know what it feels like to be spit on your face and have trash shoved down your throat? Do you know what it feels like to dig your own grave? Do you know what it feels like to have your throat slashed from ear to ear. Do you know what it feels like to be torched alive?”

“You had a hundred billion chances and ways to have avoided today, but you decided to spill my blood. You forced me into a corner and gave me only one option. The decision was yours. Now you have blood on your hands that will never wash off.”

Now, if every single statement above doesn’t add up as the words of a victim of mind control, then you should just leave the obvious lying right under your nose, where it’s been hidden the entire time. [LB]

*4: This twisted Disney program for degrading the children of America is like a pending train-wreck. You see the out-of-control train coming. The big diesel horn is blowing and blowing. But, everyone (and their daughters) are just standing there waiting for someone else to jump on the train and steer it off the track. Hello! Trains don’t steer! It can’t steer off the track. You have to get out of the way. [LB]

~ by celticrebel on April 10, 2008.

11 Responses to “Goddess of the Vulva”

  1. Great, indepth article. I think you’ve hit on something big that hasn’t been addressed in this much detail before.

    I’m just wondering if Miley Cyrus will turn blonde anytime soon? There’s only a handful of pictures of her sporting the gold locks so far.

  2. Its funny but only today did i have the realisation that the shape madonna and all women make with their legs when in the position that she is depicted in on the right of the sequence hunched down.

    Is the shape of the latter M…

    very informative cheers

  3. Anesti, I would guess MANY things are in store for Miley, but even more for her “legion” of brainless fan[atic]s.

    Gavin, I have a quest now. Find a picture of two former MouseKeteers, one on each side, mirroring Madonna’s pose, kneeling by and holding the stripper pole between them … 2 female M’s, 2 more M’s, 2 K’s and the Osiris penis/obelisk in between them. What a synchromystic orgy!

  4. interesting

  5. Madonna’s daughter asked her what the kiss with Britney was all about. You can research it and find that Madonna told her daughter pretty much exactly what the Reb is claiming here.

  6. Nazis, porn, and papism. Now there’s your unholy trinity!

  7. eldoradorebel, yes, it is.

    Ryan McAlister, now “that” IS interesting, even though many “conspiracists” would disagree. Then again, most just follow and don’t lead.

    Lance, that is but one “unholy” trinity. The Crown the Cross and the Jews are but another. The most vile of all though, is the infernal trinity of Heuy, Leuy and Deuy that Disney uses to mind-rape our kids.

  8. Holy crap, Ryan is right…. check out the explanation in Madonna’s own words:

  9. what a surprise it is !

  10. from Funny Face – “Green’s obscene, brown’s taboo…think pink!” http://youtu.be/aNyu9jOR3KU 😀

  11. I find it incredibly creepy that just days before I found this post, surprise, surprise, Miley went blonde and reportedly wants to have kids with her fiancé “really badly.”

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