Is Anderson Cooper Gay?
Just this weekend, I was trying to tell a friend of mine, that not only was Anderson Cooper gay, but has albeit indirectly, admitted it… she REFUSED to believe me … well, OK then … for her benefit, and now all yours:
The inadvertent self-outing speaks for itself. As an added bonus, I include this “cute” fan-boy dedication [and apologies to any Elvis Costello fans] to the CIA-plant, child-of-the-ruling-class, brown-shirt, ass-kissing, village-people idolizing, lying-sack-of-shit, boy-wonder extraordinaire…
Personally, I honestly couldn’t care less about his lifestyle choices. However, when you’re on the television lying and deceiving the American public about things that really matter (i.e., the actions of traitors and foreign agents within their own government), please don’t also paint this false image of yourself along with it.
AFTERWORD [12/07/07]: Seeing that for some reason, this has now become, by far, my most popular article, am compelled to add an explanation to some of the items I wrote.
(A) I can only surmise the reason for the article’s popularity is a lot of men out there think that Anderson is “hot.” To you, I will say the same thing I said to my little nieces one summer when they had a crush on Leonardo DiCaprio, and someone kidded them he was gay. [No. I don't know the answer to that one.] “What difference does it make to you personally?” and “No. He’s not going to call you!”
(B) Yes, he is a CIA plant. Read about it. Undoubtedly, there are many many others throughout the mainstream [and likely, alternative] media! For example: Walter Cronkite, Tim Russert and the guy from Daily Kos immediately come to mind:
Research “Operation Mockingbird” and of how the CIA has boasted about the success of that operation and how easily they’ve been able to manipulate and control the information flow since. Anderson is an end-product of the program; not only did he “somehow” manage to allegedly get in and out of war zones unscathed while scripting his resume, but he also attended the CIA’s favorite recruiting ground, Yale (another blogger’s speculation on possible fraternal association).
(C) The “brown-shirt” reference is an allusion to Hitler’s “Brown Shirts” (SA) who helped put him into power. Coincidentally, many of them were homosexuals, and the generally agreed upon reason for that selection criteria is that they were therefore “compromisable” (i.e., subject to blackmail, hence controllable). As expected, and as has always happened historically, these people are the first to go when the regime they helped put in power takes over (because they know too much). Read about the “Night of the Long Knives.” Finally, to any “insiders” reading this: What do you think is going to happen to you?
(D) As for the other adjectives; everyone knows he is a Vanderbilt, though less well-known is that he is also the heir to the shady Astor fortune. Whether he is actually a fan of the Village People is beyond me. I just wanted to add something something semi-ridiculous and semi-inflammatory, and “pillow-biting” would have probably offended some of my gay friends.
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AFTERWORD [04/03/08]: Just in case there are people out there who still don’t want to believe the obvious, you may want to watch the last minute of the second video in “Who’s Your Daddy?” Frustratingly, seeing that most of the American public is more focused on this person’s sex life, instead of that he’s a lying for-sale sycophant traitor, is a sad reflection on the deterioration of our society.