Does it seem strange to you how many famous actors have died recently? Did it strike you as particularly unusual that a perfectly healthy 97 year old Karl Maulden just dropped dead in the middle of the day? Well, if these events appeared even slightly suspicious to you, your internal hunches were most likely correct.
According to recently declassified FSB (formerly, the KGB) internal memorandum, several high-profile Hollywood actors have been listed as “persons of interest” in an ongoing cold war, that despite the mainstream medias cover-up to the contrary, to this day has not ended. Former KGB Agent Yuri Tietkantcheko, under a confidential interview protecting his anonymity told sources:
“You have no idea what’s going on right now. The CIA has long been using actors to further its aims. We in turn, back in my time, began recruiting actors out of Australia, and trained them to speak proper Yankee English since their youth. I’m not going to name any names, but did you see Braveheart? That was a really good movie.”
Per documents obtained by Tietkantcheko at great personal risk to himself, David Carradine had been a longtime FSB asset, suppressed for a good part of his career by Mossad/CIA interests. Once he was “trusted,” Carradine was promoted to the next stage starring alongside longtime Mossad asset, Quentin Tarantino. Through this cooperation, Carradine learned the CIA was using the Triads to distribute mind-control drug variants of heroin into China, and then into Russia via Mongolia.
On June 4, 2009, Carradine went to Bangkok to meet with Benjamin Fulford, fearing these drugs would also be used by the forces behind the New World Order, to then be distributed on to American markets, as an ingredient for Gerber’s “Dark-Baby” Formula. Unfortunately for Carradine, the Triads got to him just before Fulford’s crack Ninjas were able to arrive on the scene and protect him.
Michael Jackson, another celebrity who unwittingly was used as a dupe of Illuminati interests, was going to go public on June 28th, at a press conference in London. However, due to the diligent work of former MI6 top news disseminatress Sorcha Faal, it has been revealed that the CIA used top-secret military death-ray satellite technology to prevent that from ever happening. Tietkantcheko adds:
“These things always happen in waves. An asset is exposed and then extraordinarily renditioned to some secret prison. After a few weeks of drugs, beatings, bad music and sodomy, they inevitably reveal the names of all the other agents in their cells. The media puts out a story like ‘Brad Pitt takes extended leave from Angelina Jolie. Are they on the outs?” But we, those on the inside, know what’s going on behind the scenes?
It’s easy to throw out words like ‘coincidence,’ isn’t it? Farrah Fawcett, she was part of the cell. The CIA has long used a fast-acting breast-cancer accelerator. Autopsies can’t trace it. Billy Mays, he was a friend of mine. How else do you think he “suddenly” came up with a formula to make your clothes extra white? It took KGB scientists years to refine the technology.
And Ed McMahon? He had a good hearty laugh. I thought he’d get caught years ago. Anyone from Russia knows, only a Cossack laughs like that. But, Americans, they’re too stupid and trusting. That’s why, even though I’m no longer involved, believe America will lose the cold war.”
Is there any hope for America? According to some confidential sources inside the Pentagon, a grassroots movement is being funded and through controlled outlets, is spreading across the country, focusing on the areas of “patriotism,” “the constitution,” and the hidden secret that “911 was an inside job.”
A well-known alternative talk-show host associated with this movement, spoke to us on the condition of complete anonymity:
“This is a red level alert! But, there are a lot of celebrities out there who are waking up to this. And, I don’t want to name names, or betray someone’s confidence, but I know the biggest, well, second biggest actor in Hollywood right now, and he’s fully aware of what’s going on with all the New World Order. Have you seen Die Hard? That’s a really good movie.”
“By the way, you really need to protect your family. We’re gonna be having a special on the Royal English Sovereign coins next week, and you can buy those through us for below spot price.”
Tietkantcheko, however, paints quite the opposite picture.
“We send Michael Gorbachev, the same president who allegedly broke up the Soviet Union to America, and he gets an office at the top-secret Presidio military base in San Francisco and nobody asks any questions. In the middle of all these other deaths, Karl Maulden, a perfectly healthy 97 year old man who starred in the Streets of San Francisco, suddenly drops dead, and nobody asks any questions? When are they going to ask questions?”
But, even he [Tietkantcheko], admits that you can’t count out the new DoD splinter-group patriot plan to embed patriot-minded actors in the limelight. “Ironically, it’s about hearts and minds,” he adds. Three brave new young stars, possibly one of the early outgrowths of this plan, have made a bold step-forward:
Montag and Pratt, appeared on the Alex Jones Infowars radio program this past week, endangering their own lives, and that of close associates in the process. One of these associates, Miley Cyrus, even twittered on, to her fanbase of millions:
“OMG! Like what’s infowars? Down with the New World Order! Lol! My dad just came in my room and he’s totally laughing at me, cause i’m like wearing a sweater and no panties and it’s like 250 degrees outside. Do I look fat in this?”
In this writer’s humble opinion, there is hope for the USA, and perhaps even the world. All it takes is a little spark. Within hours of Miley Cyrus’s infamous Twitter posting, her top rival Selena Gomez was twittering to her fanbase:
“Oh no you didn’t! If Miley’s like gonna kill the Rockerfellows, me and Demi LeVato are gonna like kill the Rothchildren and stuff. 911 was like a total inside job. And Miley’s like gross and old and stuff. Love you Nick Jonas!”
Is Yuri Tietkantcheko’s vision of a 1984-like future for America a predestined fact, or will the new young patriots, taking great personal risk to themselves and their families after the recent spate of celebrity homicides, overcome the odds?
A little incredulous to Yuri’s phenomenal story, this writer, prior to our crack staff fully vetting the story and confirming Yuri’s background and the authenticity of the documents, tried to gauge for myself if Yuri was literally pulling my chain. I asked, “Farrah Fawcett, really?” Yuri, polishing off the 12th bottle of Stolichnaya Premium we purchased him as a condition of this interview, responded:
“”Oh, I will miss Farrah. She had nipples like is Siberian winter all summer long. But, seriously … we send Farrah to America to find out how to build Six Million Dollar Man. Because, in Soviet Russia, six million dollar man build you.”
And with that, he let out a hearty laugh, that to our ears, sounded eerily like Ed Mcmahon’s. Perhaps Tietkantcheko was right? Only time will tell.
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* SOURCE: E’tou Mentiroso, staff writer, © Reueters/Rothschild News Services
